I will come right out with it. I have Silent Tourette's Syndrome.
You read that right...SILENT Tourette's syndrome. It's where I am in a situation, usually alone and alone in my thoughts and a thought comes to me and I scream in my head "F*CK YOU!". But only in my head.
Then a while later, I will see something that reminds me of a life I once had and I scream in my head, "YOU MUTHER F*CKER!"
I have been told that this affliction is normal and will pass in time, just as long as I don't start screaming the obscenities out loud. Although, I can see that happening in the right situation.
Stupidity usually brings it out in me, so I apologize in advance. My divorce is probably going to drag on for a while, a year maybe. After that, I should be cured!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I have a Disorder
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Musings of Twisted Lisa at 11:23 AM
Musings of Twisted Lisa at 11:23 AM
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Thanks for giving me my best laugh of the day....
And thank you also for helping me with my own diagnosis as I suffer from this disorder as well...
You're forgiven! I like your blog background by the way. Very colourful and cheerful.
Oh don't we all? Mine creeps out in an under-the-breath fashion now and then, and occasionally it gets a full voice (usually when I'm driving and some random asshat does something monumentally stupid).
But in my experience the liberation that comes form divorce usually exacerbates the problem. Hopefully it'll be different for you.
If I screamed all of the things that go through my head, they would probably throw me in the psycho ward!
YOU TOO!! LOL I think I have that disorder as well! In my head it sounds more like Yosimite Sam off of looney toons lol (spelling not sure)
OMG, my boss must think I've lost it.
I'm the only one down here, and I just busted out.
Thanks for that!
LMAO! Glad I'm not the only one!
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