
Does your grocery list ever look like this?
Or how about...
"VODKA"
Mr. Twisted kept a grocery list I made when we were dating.
milk
bread
eggs
detergent
paper towels
toilet paper
cereal
lawn mower
thankfully, they had everything I needed!

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." -Dante
Filled with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain--
Quaintest thoughts--queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
Edgar Allen Poe 1848
5 comments:
Scratch the Vodka, but I'll take some rum and a weed eater so I can can yell Arghh! and Take that Matey! as I whack weeds and get sloshed all at the same time.
My grocery list regularly includes Bailey's Irish Cream... does that count?
P.S. At first I thought Travis' comment said rum and weed and I was like "I have found the party!". ;)
feathermaye, I thought I read the same thing!
I would start a massive buy up of all the cherry drink you can find then savour every last drop!!!
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