Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Jon and Kate - GAG

Well, it's officially time for me to go back to school. I was mindlessly surfing the tube and landed on Jon and Kate Make 8.

What a complete waste of my time and grey matter.

I'm sorry if I offend anyone out there but if you watch this crap for any other reason than to make fun of how miserable and clueless these people are...you need a hobby.

Kate is totally a bitch. The show I happened to watch showed her commenting on how she wanted her husband (Jon) to look like he used to look, "thin and hot"...UH hello girlfriend? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror? Those old pics of Jon? Was that actually YOU? or some hot chick? I think it was some hot chick, cause you don't look anything like her. I can't even imagine how that tummy looks now after that monstrous baby belly you had.

I give it 5 yeasrs of her nagging and bitching before he is caught with some Ho having an affair or a big fat divorce.

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Wayne John said...

Hahahaha, I f**king hate these shows. The people that watch these are the true couch potatoes with very little upstairs. At a minimum, they don't try to make good use of their brains. They don't believe that endless subjection to this crap will actually make them believe whatever the TV tells them.

Sorry to rant, but I grew up in a home with parents that were glued to home shopping channels all the time....I think it pathetic and I'm completely unapologetic about it.

Tenakim said...

hilarious- although I am kind of a bitch (uptight) like her- I think the way she cuts Jon down is really nasty- hair transplants- seriously???! She also is pimping out the kids pretty good with all the trips and stuff at this point, don't ya think? I guess if I could, I would, but I don't know?

Lidian said...

I read about shows, I don't tend to watch them (I like vintage TV shows better) - and I could tell right off that I would totally hate this one. I would get too stressed and crabby and believe me, no one has any interest in seeing that happen...

Bon Don said...

"I give it 5 yeasrs of her nagging and bitching before he is caught with some Ho having an affair or a big fat divorce."

HAHAHA still laughing my ass off from that one! It's true!! She is a bitch

*Bon Don*

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Though I'm often made to feel as though I am a bad person for thinking it, I hate these shows. Oh, good, medical science turned your uterus into a clown car. Now you have a TV deal. Good for you. These shows magnify a certain reality for me all right; that I don't like kids.

Chris C said...

These shows are liking watching your neighbors or filming our own mundane lives hour by hour. When we come back from break Chris will shave and figure out which flavor of yogurt to eat for breakfast.

Although the one about the family with 17 kids is interesting in the fact they are really weird.

Lipstick said...

Love this post! I absolutely hate that show! I do not get why it is so popular.

Stacey said...

Well, I actually watched this show when we had it...not religiously, just out of morbid curiousity. Anyway, someone came and took Kate to get her tummy fixed and boobs done...no one does anything nice for her husband, though. They can't afford to get divorced, how much child support would that be?? I have seen the show with the 17 kids...I ask myself what religion wants you to be pregnant your entire life??

Anonymous said...


I stumbled onto your blog and I find you hilarious !

"I give it 5 yeasrs of her nagging and bitching before he is caught with some Ho having an affair or a big fat divorce."

I'm still cleaning the keyboard from the liquid that spewed thru my nose on this one !

I think I would actually watch that episode !!

Slapinions said...

Kate may be bitchy, but she's also pretty hot - you're wrong on that point.

girlspooptoo said...

I hate to admit it, but I first saw this family on Oprah (sad, I know) and I thought the same thing. What a BITCH. My boyfriend turned it on once and we were watching it and he was in shock as to how snooty she is and how much crap he deals with from her. I agree with the 5 years!

Anonymous said...

Since Jon and Kate have been married for ten years, your theory is outdated.

Anonymous said...

uhm your the biggest jerk I have ever seen...you act like you know these people.

Very hipocritically of you calling kate a bitch when your the one flipping out on her and her family.

Oh and just so you know, Kate lost all the weight and has abs now..

jennifer01 said...

Why would anybody say it that way, you can easily get your point across in a polite and courteous way. Lets all just get a long.
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