Saturday, January 24, 2009

Keyword Kraziness

GoogleAnalytics has provided me with the material for this post. It's fun to see what people are searching for when they land on your site. Here are a few good ones.

"twisted blogs" - yep...you landed in the right spot.

"bestbuy delivery men refuse to open package" - I like to open my own stuff!

"black cherry fresca shortage" - HELLO? I know!!!
"why can't i find black cherry fresca in the stores?" - ditto!

"awards for lisa - twisted" - Heck yeah! I love awards.

"craigslist credit card declined" - I'm not entirely sure about this but I think getting a credit card off Craigslist would be a BAD idea?

"devil paula deen"
"paula dean devil" - my sentiments exactly! Post 1, Post 2

"jon and kate divorced 2009" - Yeah, I agree with that one.

"my ccv number on my vanilla visa card won't work" - Can't help with that one, my Visa is Chocolate.

"mother-in-law on facebook" - EEWWWWWW

"school physicals undress" - uh yeah...don't know why you would search for that.

"threw keys in trash" - do you really need to google the answer for that one? GET THEM OUT!

"humor humans eat their young" - I don't even know what to say about that one.

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6 comments:

Travis Erwin said...

It cracks me up to see the stuff people Google search. I get some weird ones as well.

Leon Basin said...

Hey, how are you doing?

Twisted Lisa said...

I'm good, how are you doing?

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

All my Google searches have to do with sex. What? Just because I post about mammaries once in a while.

Jinksy said...

I suffer a similar fate. Most of my search results are based on sex, however the scariest ones are only partly relevant.

I'm wondering what type of person goes to Google and types in "tips for seducing sister" or "tips for seducing mother"?

Or better yet, who types into Google "how to not get stalked online", and clicks on the first link (mine) which is aptly titled "How To Get Stalked On MySpace"?

People are stupid.

Mary Moore said...

I did this as well, but haven't posted it yet. YOu'll have to check it out. These things are hilarious.