Conversation With Oldest Boy's Voicemail

BEEP

"Hey, it's Mom...you know, the one who gave birth to you? I know you are partying studying really hard and haven't had a chance to call home and let us know what's up. It's okay, just make sure you study and go to class!

I just wanted to remind you that Friday is my birthday and I know that you are partying studying so much that you might overlook it.

It's a big one for me, you only turn 31 once, so I didn't want you to feel bad if you forgot to call. Yes, I know you are a math whiz but I promise, I had you when I was 12.

Love you, Bye!"