*Sigh*

The Oldest Boy calls.

Him: "Can I use my debit card to order something off the internet?"

Me: "Sure"

Him: "Okay, thanks."

Me: "So, you don't have a football game this weekend, whatcha gonna do?"

Him: "I dunno."

Me: "You thinking about coming home?"

Him: "Depends."

Me: "Depends on what girls are going to be sticking around on campus?"

Him: *Sigh*

Me: "I saw that picture of you with those girls on Facebook...who were they again?"

Him: "I'm hanging up now."

Me: "Aww come on...I thought it was cute, I blogged about it."

Him: "Guess it's time I hacked your blog AGAIN."

Me: "Don't you TOUCH IT!"