Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Karma Rocks...

til you're the target!

So last night I sent the Oldest Boy a text, "I am calling the Police if you don't text me back!" Well, he COULD have been a kidnap victim, you never know!

And then...

Last night at 1:15AM, the house phone rings. Me, having only been asleep for half an hour at the most, stumble over to the phone. I don't answer if I don't recognize the number. It rang again and I made a mental note to beat the ass of the Youngest Boy in the morning, because surely, this had to be one of his friends!

I had fallen asleep on the sofa, watching that vampire show, so I went back to the sofa. The doorbell rings.

It's 1:45AM.

Do you know how slow your brain works at 1:45AM? It's like Windows 3.1 SLOW.

I stand there, thinking, and not doing a very good job. I am hoping that whoever it is will go AWAY.

"Ding Dong"

Me: "Why am I the ONLY one hearing this?"

"DINNNNNG DOOOOONG"

Me: "Okay, maybe that is the last one."

"KNOCK, KNOCK, BAM, BAM, BAAAAAAM

Me: "F..."

I open the door to a local police officer. It's a good thing that Mommy Mode doesn't seem to be working at 1:45AM.

Officer: "Your mother-in-law has been trying to call you but it keeps going to voicemail."

Me: "Maybe that is because everyone HERE IS ASLEEP."

Officer: "You might want to call her."

Me: "Thank you officer, I'm sorry you had to come out."

They always say, Karma comes back at you 3 times worse than you dish it out.

I believe it.

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3 comments:

Swampgirl said...

TOO FUNNY!!!

HappyHourSue said...

Boy your police are awesome. We called ours last week because our neighbor was shooting a hunting gun really near our property and they said "nothing we can do." Really.

Twisted Lisa said...

See, that is the beauty of our police too...they come to tell you your mother-in-law is calling but won't do anything when you report a REAL crime.