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The optometrist notes my chart and he says..."Ok, I have written you a prescription for glasses AND contacts..the glasses are ummm... bifocals.
"Uhhh NO," I say. "Nope....not bifocals....no...I can see just fine."
"Yeah....so read this," he says, holding a little card in front of my face.
"I........don't wanna," I reply.
"UmmHuh," he says...like kinda arrogantly.
I'm telling you, I can see JUST FINE.
THERE ARE NO BIFOCALS IN THIS TWISTED CHICK'S FUTURE!
4 comments:
yeah, I had that convo last month. I don't need bifocals. My vision is actually 20/20 within 10 feet, where i usually was blind no matter what. So now I just take of my glasses when I do close up stuff.
which reminds me...I need to go have pt. 2 of the exam done. maybe he forgot about the 'bifocals' thing.
I can solve this problem with one word....Mono Vision.
I have one contact for distance and one contact for reading. Works beautifully.
Check it out with your ophthalmologist.
I wish I could do that but I am almost blind -7.5, so I think I would be destined to kill myself by walking on an uncovered manhole or something.
I feel your pain. I was in trifocals at 30! But I had Lasik and now, no glasses!!! yay!
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