Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Voicemails between me and my BFF today.

Me: I have armpit cancer. click

Her: You do? How long do you have to live? click

Me: Judging by the rapid growth, one lump yesterday, two today....about three days. click

Her: So are you getting your affairs in order? click

Me: Yeah, if I die sooner than Saturday will you make sure my fridge is cleaned out? click

Her: Sure. click

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Terri said...

You're still alive?

Twisted Lisa said...

Yes, but I haven't had time to clean out my fridge yet...